Ranchy Ear Drum

During the act of sexual arrousal, the male ejactulates into the female's ear. Moments later the male slides his finger into the orifice of the ear and gently pushes the remains furhter into the ear, causing the ear drum to be completely covered with a white silky mess!

Dude, Brooke can't hear anymore bro! I gave her a ranchy ear drum, it's disgusting!

by friendofthebeanmachine June 24, 2010

rancho feet

when a male or females feet are dirty,crusty,stanky,full of corns and calluses.

Damn, that girl should not where flip flops with those rancho feet.

by MarcoCota October 8, 2010

Ranchin' it Up

The act of enjoying yourself thoroughly.

* Derives from the act of eating Fayze's in La Crosse.

Tim: "What are you doing Steve?"
Steve: "I'm just laying on my couch watching a movie"
Tim: "I'm at work while you're just sitting around ranchin' it up without a care in the world!"

by Alteez June 21, 2011

rancharound

Ok, here goes.

Dude hastily making sandwich. In a hurry for some reason (fill in this part-you're obviously talented).

Gets everything assembled. Bread, lunch meat, lettuce, tomato, cheese. Etc.

Reaches in fridge for mustard. Notices mustard is old and decrepit as fuck. And all crusty around the tip.

Waves hand in "meh" type way.

Notices shiny new bottle of Ranch. Pushes mustard bottle aside and grabs the Hidden Valley like he stole it. Dumps on sandwich.

Big ass bite ensues.

#rancharound.

Boom.

Am I famous yet?

Call me when I'm famous.

Boyfriend is watching football, chips in one hand, sammich in the other, gently cradling the bottle of ranch in his "drinkholder" for easy access. Girlfriend wants some healthy shit (celery sticks) and can't find the ranch in the fridge, she sees boyfriend on the couch and knows what's up. She sashays up behind him and kisses on his neck while she reaches around to snag the ranch from his crotch holder. Boom #rancharound

by BaconRainey October 16, 2014

ranchida

Usually cannot say squirrel, has an addiction to someone who looks like a dickhead but really isn't. she always wants to know where her "babe" is and freaks out when she doesn't see him in about two seconds. like...even when she blinks she misses him *facepalms intensely*

Guccifam: your "babe" isn't here today
Ranchida: *freaks out* I NEED MY BABES HERE NOW1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

by SHINGPHONE October 22, 2018

Rancherise

To put ranch on something, in most cases, more ranch than what is considered a normal amount or what is actually needed. The term Rancherise was made by eriktheelectric

Those nuggets have been completely rancherised

by HurricaneHam November 19, 2018

Rancho campana

San Francisco of schools a safe place for gays

Virgin campana student : I got accepted to rancho
Chad Cam high student :i didn't know you were gay damn Rancho campana kids

by Cam high gang December 23, 2018