Dylan

a person who will always make time for you and make sure his baby girl/boy is safe and feeling good ;) **wink wink**
Dylan is also hella hot, like MMMMMMMMMM y e s mfer how are you so DAMN hot like OH MY LAWD, Dylan has a good sense of humor and his daddy. Dylan is husband material and really fucking nice like this man will take care of you, himself, his friends YOUR friends and even you fucking family and even jesus himself. hes also really sensitive and soft around you and feels like he can be himself when hes with you. if anyone else has a boyfriend named dylan.. yeah he can be annoying at times but at the end of the day hes still someone i love alot and i hope that hes mine for a very long time..

if dylan ever see's this. happy birthday my love i hope our relationship lasts a long time, love you bubs<3

by Ally<3'sYou March 22, 2022

dylan

literally the best person in the world. sweet, caring, funny, a little stupid, but in general such a great person!!! has lots of golden retriever boy vibes and is the best friend anyone could ever ask for.

“omg! made a new best friend yesterday”
“ugh, don’t say you’re about to talk about dylan again”

by wallowsfan April 10, 2022

Dylaniel

Fortnite Legend

That guy was such a Dylaniel

by RavenKiniami April 22, 2022

Dylan Booty

all shiny and square his forehead is he.
The next Prom King

Dylan Booty is getting his booty ready for prom.
He's also shining his forehead!

by Ikonik_delta341 April 22, 2022

Dylan’s Homie

A person who is weird, acting sus, or annoying that no one wants to claim to know or claim to be friends with

* at a party *
Dan: Who’s that weird guy who’s in the kitchen? Who brought him?
Ian: Oh, that’s “Dylan’s Homie”
Dan: ahhh, makes sense

by Did Someone Say K May 3, 2022

Dylan

a pretty emo dude but can make you burst out laughing easily. he says the most messed up things sometimes and that’s his thing. he is legit the prettiest guy you’ll ever meet and if you’re nice to him you will get along really well. he can be an actual asshole to people who hurt you and will defend you like his life depends on it. he’s the most caring dude ever and sometimes it seems like he doesn’t have a brain but that’s okay. hes always turning in assessments weeks late and doesn’t give a fuck about it. you have to be careful if you’re gonna say something mean because he is really quite sensitive and will cry about it for days.

i recommend if you know a dylan get close to him asap as he is probably the most interesting person in the world.

love dylan 🫶

by dylanishot May 15, 2022

Dylan’s Penis

Dylan’s penis is ridiculously small. He befuddles everyone who sees it. An absolute shrimp and a mood killer to any girl who sees.

What’s smaller then small can get. Dylan’s Penis

by J.J Hall June 14, 2022