Water Crotch

Invited by a user on a popular video sharing site, it describes people who dye their hair blue. It's similar to how people call redheads "fire crotches." Color of water = blue. Color of blue haired girls crotches = blue.

There's a whole lot of water crotches on Stickam

by Richard January 24, 2008

pumpkin crotch

Pumpkin crotch is a dirty oder, and infectious disease that a woman will catch when she sleeps around with numerous men, we like to call them "Hoe Happy Jackie's" often has a Russian boyfriend that she uses and then has sex with other men for financial reasons. Anyone that sleeps with a pumpkin crotch is also surely to catch the disease, so beware and be safe kids.

Hey Vitali how does it feel that Jackie gave you pumpkin crotch, from sleeping around with numerous men?

by Rotten Sack Of Potatoes March 2, 2008

cratch

To catch something with your crotch.

When Tim rolled the dice off the edge of the table, he made a cratch to stop it falling on the floor.

by Aethereal May 1, 2006

camel crotch

Another name for "camel Toe" When a females pants are too tight causing her pussy lips to show right through, resembling a camels toe.

Jim: Yo, Sara's got mad camel crotch today! Looks like she buy them pants in the 80's!
Yaw: I know her pootie looks edible!

by Moonie October 24, 2003

crotch buddy

A fellow male who is concerned with the safety of his buddy's scrotum.

Remind your buddy publicly that he is your "crotch buddy." Remind him in front of girls.

The crotch buddy protected him by deflecting the golf ball aimed at his scrotum.

by flying10 December 21, 2007

crotch rock

A brand of music that is marked by the mental image of, as you listen and close your eyes, you can see the lead singer clutching his crotch through a pair of shiny leather pants to make his voice sound more like he is oraly farting than singing. Other signs: guitarists who frequent the pelvic thrust and power stance, drummers who play enormous drum sets and spin their sticks while playing

"Dude, have you heard the new albums from Nickelback and Creed?"
"Uh, no, I would rather pour bleach in my eyes than listen to crotch rock."

by poop geyser January 16, 2009

Crotch Rocket

When a male proceeds to show his love and affection for a females body through an erectile penis and or popping a chub.

Dude, last night me and that girl from the party were making out, and i popped a Crotch Rocket

by Anthony P (stud muffin) Baker July 4, 2010