When someone has had a more then an adequate weekend fuelled with copious amounts of alcohol and pingers and on Sunday decides to simmer down with weed and is feeling very much stoned and scattered.
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(n) is a rare occurrence that happens whenever there is large some of people who are on a heavy dose of marijuana. When these groups of people are all drawn to one thing that provides some sort of pleasure at once, whether it be something soft to the touch or something entertaining to watch, they tend to mumble or moan, thus producing the Zombie Stoner Effect.
Man #1: Why are there so many people petting that dog?
Man #2: It's the Zombie Stoner Effect, it only takes one then the rest follow.
Man #1: That dog does look soft...Braaains!
Man #2: Oh Jeez! You have become one!
Man #2: It's the Zombie Stoner Effect, it only takes one then the rest follow.
Man #1: That dog does look soft...Braaains!
Man #2: Oh Jeez! You have become one!
by Reptar!!! December 23, 2009
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An oxymoron that is not true, unless you are truly a loser.
WHY: One who might be like this may be confused on why to smoke in the first place.
WHY: One who might be like this may be confused on why to smoke in the first place.
Dude 1: "Dude, I'm bored."
Dude 2: "Nah, no such thing as a bored stoner."
Dude 1: "You are right, WTF was I thinkin'."
Dude 2: "Nah, no such thing as a bored stoner."
Dude 1: "You are right, WTF was I thinkin'."
by Chise Patt May 9, 2009
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Pink Floyd comes to mind when you talk about stoner bands.
Man, Jimi Hendrix is awesome! He played while he was high the other day and it was amazing!
It's too bad the guy from Pink Floyd got kicked out for overdosing on LSD.
Man, Jimi Hendrix is awesome! He played while he was high the other day and it was amazing!
It's too bad the guy from Pink Floyd got kicked out for overdosing on LSD.
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