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Rancho Rats

A sub-species of Homo-sapiens mainly populating the suburbs of Rancho San Diego (other variants are known to populate La Mesa and Spring Valley).

Though not actually rats, they garnered this nickname through the general sleaziness and trashy manner in which they operate.

Their daily routine consists of going on bottle runs, getting into fights, yelling at respectable shop owners 'cause they "didn't do nuffin", buying and selling xanax, drinking cough syrup, and doing anything they can get their hands on. Nearly every member has been "caught up" at some point.

Though many see them as dangerous, they are generally docile creatures who will not become aggressive unless provoked. Do not confuse non-violence with kindness as they will not hesitate to steal, mooch, or Gip you if the slightest opportunity arises.

Separating themselves from Gangbangers, these degenerates have no unifying identity or ideology and are generally a biracial pack of hooligans.

They can be found in their natural habitat at the ralphs shopping center.
Hey Jon can we take the other way home? I'd rather not run into rancho rats scurrying around
by anyone above 12 April 28, 2017
mugGet the Rancho Ratsmug.

Dust Rat

-noun

1. A mass of fine, dry, skin particles, lint, hair, pet dander that is formed by static electricity taking the shape of a rat.

-adjective

1. An individual who is rapidly decaying (shedding skin) and generates large amounts of dust.

2. A generally dirty smelly person.
Did you see the size of that nasty dust rat in the corner? You totally need to go to the dermatologist.

I couldn’t find dust rat immediately but I was able to locate him by following his trail of epidermal detritus.
by Nick U January 17, 2008
mugGet the Dust Ratmug.

Cunt-rat

A disbaraging term for an infant or child that insults the parents, especially the mother. Extrapolated from the idea that a really dirty vagina would have rats.
Bitch, get your cunt-rat off the hood of my car! How long before that girl starts spewing cunt-rats?
by The West Side Smasher April 24, 2003
mugGet the Cunt-ratmug.

baba rat

When someone is loyal, crazy, courageous, and both of their parents are full baba rats
You my kind fellow, are indeed my best baba rat.
by Baba rat December 4, 2022
mugGet the baba ratmug.

Rats hammers

This saying is used to show shock or something unbelievable such as "fucking hell" is used.

e.g instead of "oh my god!"
"Chris just won £10000"
" Rats hammers! how he do it?"
by KatieLovesIt! April 21, 2009
mugGet the Rats hammersmug.

rat potato

Yo Bella was being such a rat potato today!
mugGet the rat potatomug.

monkey rat

"Monkey Rat" is slang for Opossum. To those who have never gotten up close and personal with an opossum, this slang term may seem silly. However, as more and more South American spieces are available through pet stores, more and more people are familiar with the monkey-like hands and feet, and the prehensile (grabbing) tail of Opossums.
I have a pet monkey rat, and she is the snuggliest of all my pets. And she climbs like crazy!
by Virginia Didelphus July 11, 2006
mugGet the monkey ratmug.

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