choc knob

n.

A penis freshly removed from an anus, either male or female. Derived from imagery all too obvious to require explanation here.

v.

To insert said choc knob into the mouth of sodomised partner; hence said partner is "choc-knobbed".

1: "Oh gross, wash that thing before you put it in my mouth!"
2: (inserts into mouth) "Choc knob, bitch."

by MrKapper July 11, 2006

bent knob

a bent knob is a type of penis that is bent at a perfect nintey degree angle. It is also detachable and has interchangeable parts so you cand change it depending on your mood.

when having sex you must turn sideways to insert the bent knob since it goes out and to the side to actually get insertion.

by jobaga May 12, 2015

knob slob

Girl who doesn't swallow or lick cum off a penis when she's done leaving it all messy.

That girl is such a knob slob, she refuses to swallow.

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

knob

1) A tool; a pawn of the system.
2) One who uses slangs as if they've heard them before.

"Those protesters are such a bunch of knobs!"

"Stop trying to act cool, ya knob!"

by George D'range June 13, 2008

Knob Pastie

A seriously bad case of Knob-Cheesecollected together during a long visit to Cornwall.

Before you give us a gam, you'll have to crack off that Knob Pastie.

by Marko The Great July 30, 2004

Knobbie-Wankie

Random insult for males only.
Female counterpart is Fanny-Pokey

Oh MAX! You stupid Knobbie-Wankie!!

by Jamie Carmichael March 8, 2005

knob worrying

When a male invades somebody elses personal space in such a way that they feel uncomfortable about the proximity of his knob to their body even though it is not touching them.

At a train station if you wished to follow somebody through the ticket barriers to avoid paying the fare you could knob worry your way through by following them very closly.

Dave: "I went to london last night and knob worried my way through the gates at King's Cross and saved myself a tenner."
Ben: "Cool".

Dave: "I am going knob worrying down the library. Do you want to come?"
Ben: "OK".

by Flatch69 May 14, 2007