Fanny-Pokey 

Random insult for females only.
Male counterpart is Knobbie-Wankie

Oh MAX'S MUM, YOU STUPID FANNY-POKEY!!

Fanny-Pokey by Jamie Carmichael March 8, 2005

pokey bum fanny wank part 2 

pokey bum fanny wanks part 2 are often described as one male to visciously insert his fingers into his anus whilst knocking his whacker with madam palm and her 5 daughters. However why don't the woman have a term that can be used?

Women can ferosiously enter their left hand into the anus and their right into the vagina. At points during this activity, the woman may feel the fingers hitting the anus and fanny wall.

''Karen enjoys her pokey bum fanny wank part 2 simply because george can never do it!''

pokey bum fanny wank part 2 by BeckiBbz December 14, 2006