Jesuit Dallas

The most chill school in the DFW metroplex. Although it isn't co-ed, all the bros get the girls often. The "gay jokes" are pretty funny i guess for some people, but whats actually funnier is that the people that tell them dont get girls themselves. It is for smarter bros than JP2, more socially adept bros than Cistercian, and more athletic bros than parrish. Jesuit is beast at the major sports: lax, bball, football, and baseball. They also have some other good "teams" that I won't waste time mentioning. Jesuit is so chill that students are allowed to watch harry potter the week befor the new release, play ping pong, watch the world series and olympics, and have nerf gun wars in the library all during school!

Lax Bro #1: "Bro, where do you go to school?"

Lax Bro #2: "haha Jesuit Dallas man, its totally dank!"

Lax Bro #1: "I hear that place is so chill."

Lax Bro #2: "It is."

Lax Bro #1: "Nappy!"

by phillyphromtexas December 15, 2010

jesting

To joke or mess around

oi man, stop jesting

by Adam April 7, 2004

Sweet jesus in a hail storm

1.Something you say when something is just unfucking beleiveable.
2.complete shock or excitement.

1.Ellie: holy shit i have chubb rub.
Tim: Sweet jesus in a hail storm thats disgusting.

2."Sweet jesus in a hail storm I found a $5 bill on the ground."

3.*man gets socked in the face*
"Sweet jesus in a hail storm you got fucked up"

by tim3253265 July 12, 2006

Slim Jesus

- A fake "gangster" rapper.

- A way to say someone is fake as hell.

That boy a Slim Jesus lying about his hood.

by VailStraightliner December 7, 2016

Jessy

Jessy is a nice girl, you can laugh with her and is very attractive. She is not shy and says what she thinks. When she don't like you, she can be a bitch. But she also can be your best friend. When she says that she loves you, she really does. She is very beautiful and is mostly a brunette with blue eyes. She is very social and secure about herself. She likes go go out with her friends. Love her and keep her. You won't find a Jessy anymore when you have lost her.

Girl : i think Jessy doesn't like me. She is a bitch to me now for a while.

Another girl : i think so to. But i think she is right.

by Sausage1233 September 19, 2013

Jesus crap

What comes out when you try to say "Jesus Christ" and "holy crap" at the same time. Will generally come across as either humorous or bizarre to any listeners, unless they are devoutly Christian, in which case they may likely be offended.

Did you hear? The gas station down the road exploded!
Jesus crap!
...What?

by Screennameless January 31, 2009

Jesus joint

A marijuana cigarette rolled with Bible pages in lieu of joint papers.

"Hey, Caleb, we should roll a joint!"

"I wish we could, Brandon, but we don't have any papers."

"Wait! I have my bible! Let's roll a Jesus joint!"

"Oh joyous day! Our afternoon is saved! Quick, I'll race ya to 1st John!"

by brandonjamesrice November 18, 2009