condom.

a device used by a dude so that the chick he's fucking doesn't become pregnant, or STI infected.

Girl #1: What'd your mom say about you have sex with your boy last night?
Girl #2: She said. "Alright, make him use a condom."

by yourneighborlyrapist December 15, 2008

condom child

a child that is born despite taking precaution by using a condom during sexual intercourse.

The youngest boy is a condom child.

by uttam maharjan September 16, 2011

candoodle

to doodle on a piece of stray parchment or exposed surface.

Caitie spent all afternoon in starbucks candoodle (candoodling) on the back of a band setlist from the night before as she nursed her hangover.

by O.A.P.2010 March 5, 2011

Flood Condom

The pre ejaculation that occurs when you "flood" the condom with cum and your sperm are pissed that they cant reach the vagina walls

Damn, my flood condom kept me from nailing her vag dam!

by Ryon Smilson February 24, 2011

candoodle

to steal pirate or otherwise control for your use.

I candoodled his agenda from 1999, updated the terminology and applied it to my industry. Genius!

by Larry Chiang September 5, 2007

Condom

something to protect you from STD's and worst of all..... babies!

" man my pullout game strong " " nah nigga put on a condom! "

by luvqueen_steph May 11, 2016

keyboard condom

Any of a number of possible repellers or absorbers (i.e., a sheet of plastic wrap, towel, T-shirt, underwear, magazine, etc.) that is placed on a laptop keyboard to protect it from ejaculate when one is having video sex with an online partner.

I was videosexing with my girlfriend on Gchat, so I snatched my boxers for a keyboard condom over so it wouldn't short out after I screencreamed.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 11, 2010