Blumpkin Spiced Latte

its just like a normal Blumpkin (a man receiving oral sex whilst on the toilet having a poo) but the man has diarrhea

after eating to many spicy curries john had to run to the toilet when his girlfriend came into the bathroom and gave him a Blumpkin spiced latte

by Mr FIibble February 13, 2024

Bluming

Preforming the art of Ejaculation, edging, and gooning. Typically preformed while staring at a rather large Blum bunda.

I think I'm going to Blum
“Blum Jewish”, I’m bouta Blum

Watch out I might Blum
Look at him he is Bluming

by Taint sniffer February 26, 2024

Blumpkin Soup

A dish created after ejaculation from Blumpkin is kept in female's mouth with the male's dingleberry's added into the female's mouth creating a well rounded and tasty Blumpkin soup.

I finished adding the final ingredient to the Blumpkin soup which brought up a unique and delightful smell in the bathroom.

by SmegmaMale March 16, 2024

Blumpkintation

Doing a zoom meeting presentation as your taking a shit while receiving a blowjob

Dude during that stocks presentation I was getting the best blumpkintation of my life!

by bigboibaby March 24, 2024

Blumpkin

The process of cleaning out your urinary tract.

I might need a blumpkin to help with my digestion problems.

by No.3 March 26, 2024

Blumpkin

the act of giving someone a "blumpkin" refers to squatting on their chest and defecating while they suck u off.

My wife gave me a blumpkin

by LiveLaughGoon March 28, 2024

Blumpkin

A blue pumpkin, or a pumpkin that has a blue shade in its Rhine.

Check out that blumpkin!
Chuck had a blumpkin in his garden today!

by NergBetworks April 21, 2024