May 2

National fuck your gf/bf day!

chad: hey jessica its may 2 ;)

jessica: what does that mean?

chad: its national fuck your gf day.

by xxsuckmydickxx April 30, 2022

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Eugene 2

The second Eugene to clean up the rest of the kids.

Officer: This kid is insane at lest we’re safe now
Eugene 2: not so fast

by Christime May 20, 2018

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december 2

eat chicken nuggets day

guy 1: why is this drive through line so long?
guy 2:it’s december 2
guy1: oh i forgot

by yourlocalvscogirl November 5, 2019

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The bIaS-2 is a play on the words bias and the Soviet Heavy tank, the IS-2. Referenced in the game War Thunder, it strikes fear into the hearts of wehraboos and freeaboos alike, penetrating the armor of most tanks you throw at it. With its 122mm cannon and sloped, thick armor made of pure Stalinium, sprinkled with a little bit of Russian Bias , its no surprise that Stalin won WWII with them, just like the T-34.

Me: "So what tank do you want to take out next?"
Friend: "idk maybe something Russian?'
Me: "Maybe... the bIaS-2?!"
Friend: "Hell yeah!"
*proceeds to win the game as MVP*

by IS-2 Heavy Tank July 14, 2018

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MARCH 2

National Eat a Bitch out day

Tia: Bae, U tryna eat me out
Jay: Maybe, Y
Tia: Cause its March 2 eat a bitch out day

by aaaaaaaaaaaasssssssss March 2, 2022

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(WTF)2

The result of being at a red light and looking out the side door window, only to see the cars in the lane next to you driving off, and you, thinking your light is green too, press on the gas while still looking out the side, ram the guy infront of you. The second boxed ? occurs when you, in a rage of furry for fucking up your hood and bumper, exit the car to witness the damage, and forget the car is still in gear, hit the same car again.

I was like (WTF)2 after Deena told me that my car was up his ass again.

by BeatleLeo December 12, 2017

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