david bowie tights 

Man-tights worn by superstar, David Bowie in the film Labyrinth. Grey in colour with a feline/leopard texture. They are extremely tight, revealing David Bowies entire, gigantic bulge. Sometimes referred to as David Bowies Labyrinth Bulge.

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david bowie tights by ilikenirvana October 28, 2013

Tighnari 

a five-star dendro character from Genshin Impact. He has big fluffy ears and a tail, which makes you wanna cuddle them, especially the ears :)
currently in the standard banner, so you might get him when pulling for the character event banner.

"did you pull for Tighnari?"
"I got him on the character event banner."
"oh, that's better than Qiqi"
"thanks"

Tighnari by Mindevv October 8, 2022

Tightassville 

Slang for Titusville Florida. pr: Tight-ass-ville.

Refers to the uptight anal retentive city council, the reactionary politics and the 2 to 1 ratio of Baptist Churches to citizens (in the city). There are so many churches that parishoners often attend services in up to three separate churches, going from church to church each Sunday just to keep them all open.

1. Dave sighed;"You cant throw a dead cat in Tightassville without hitting a damn Baptist Church."

2. "The Tightassville City Council voted to prohibit slavery today. Lincoln would be proud."

3. "The Tightassville city council passed the Defense of Marriage act prohibiting gay marriage. Now they are working on the brother-sister wording for the amendment"

Tightassville by Global Feetus April 10, 2007

black tights matter 

A movement to ensure that women continue to wear yoga pants to the amusement of all straight men, bi, and lesbians everywhere

I was driving down the street and I heard some dude yell "black tights matter" at some apple bottomed belles.

black tights matter by von groovy April 13, 2019

Tighter than mosquito pussy 

This phrase uses a non-existent form of genitalia as a vehicle of hyperbole to convey the idea that something is insanely and impossibly small and tight.

I can't get any stock tips from these rich bastards -- their lips are tighter than mosquito pussy!

Tighter than mosquito pussy by C'est Logique July 22, 2011

Tightarming 

The necessary action of keeping the arms tight to the body to hide unsigthly sweat patches around the arm pits. When all else fails, it is the last line of defence.

Jerry was forced into tightarming, after his decision to wear a light grey tee to the club disasterously backfired when his new anti perspirant failed him in front of the laidies.

Tightarming by cornstalk August 24, 2009

Robin Hood: Men In Tights 

Best movie ever.

Robin Hood: Men In Tights

Blinkin: O! Master Robin! You've lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.

Sheriff of Rottingham: King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!

King John: I have a mole?!

Little John: Let's face it, you've got to be a man to wear tights. Will, how're my seams?

Will Scarlet: Perfect.

Little John: Every time! *now we break into song*

Robin Hood: Men In Tights by Alecai October 16, 2009