tightarse
Sam: "That Heinz soup is too expensive. Get the Home Brand, it's 5c cheaper"
Scott: "You are such a tightarse Sam"
Scott: "You are such a tightarse Sam"
tightarse by Miss Undefinable May 19, 2009
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Telstra Tightarse
Bloke 1:I was going to text Ricko the other day, but he is on optus.
Bloke 2: Your such a telstra Tightarse
Bloke 2: Your such a telstra Tightarse
Telstra Tightarse by Stueynator May 21, 2009
Tightassville
Slang for Titusville Florida. pr: Tight-ass-ville.
Refers to the uptight anal retentive city council, the reactionary politics and the 2 to 1 ratio of Baptist Churches to citizens (in the city). There are so many churches that parishoners often attend services in up to three separate churches, going from church to church each Sunday just to keep them all open.
Refers to the uptight anal retentive city council, the reactionary politics and the 2 to 1 ratio of Baptist Churches to citizens (in the city). There are so many churches that parishoners often attend services in up to three separate churches, going from church to church each Sunday just to keep them all open.
1. Dave sighed;"You cant throw a dead cat in Tightassville without hitting a damn Baptist Church."
2. "The Tightassville City Council voted to prohibit slavery today. Lincoln would be proud."
3. "The Tightassville city council passed the Defense of Marriage act prohibiting gay marriage. Now they are working on the brother-sister wording for the amendment"
2. "The Tightassville City Council voted to prohibit slavery today. Lincoln would be proud."
3. "The Tightassville city council passed the Defense of Marriage act prohibiting gay marriage. Now they are working on the brother-sister wording for the amendment"
Tightassville by Global Feetus April 10, 2007
Tightarming
The necessary action of keeping the arms tight to the body to hide unsigthly sweat patches around the arm pits. When all else fails, it is the last line of defence.
Jerry was forced into tightarming, after his decision to wear a light grey tee to the club disasterously backfired when his new anti perspirant failed him in front of the laidies.
Tightarming by cornstalk August 24, 2009
tight arse tuesday
tight arse tuesday by Elwyn 5150 April 22, 2007
Tightasstic
The act of having a tight ass and displaying it in such a manner that all ass lovers will drool when in their field of view.
Tightasstic by El Lo September 16, 2008
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