sciencing

The rapid collaboration of scientific data, under extreme pretences and or life threatening situations. Often attributed to senile old men in particularly disadvantageous occasions that frequently yell, ‘Good News everyone..’

Hubert Farnsworth: ‘ I’m sciencing as fast as I can’
‘My ass is on fire, and I’m handling volatile chemicals, probably should be sciencing a little better’

by fuckattude January 23, 2015

sciencism

The world view that accepts conventional science as dogma.

When Ignatz said that the Big Bang Theory countered any notion of intelligent design, I replied that this was sciencism.

by MaskedAvatar May 27, 2018

scilence

When more than one person occupy the same room saying nothing, but are thinking about science.

She and I just sat there in scilence. I was staring at her legs, saying nothing, but thinking about that data I collected earlier that day.

by electricsheepdog September 10, 2010

Nonce Scence

Being aware of nonces in your local area and knowing which celebrities are nonces.

"Im talking nonce scence"
"That liitle boy was thinking nonce scence"

by Adam Clarke August 6, 2004

sciency

Stuff that normal people dont understand and will never understand!

This shit is too sciency for me! whatevs!

by redfj December 21, 2016

sciencing

A verb for when your engaged in anything even remotely scientific.

I'm sciencing over here!

by Voxlass January 1, 2017

Sciencetard

1. Ideologically driven creationist.
2. One who does not understand the difference between science and faith.
3. One who is ignorant of scientific method.

That sciencetard things dinosaurs and men walked together 10,000 years ago.

by experimentum February 27, 2009