by DinamikSoft November 25, 2020
Get the covid 19 mug.The obscene number of corona infections and deaths in the United States on January 20, 2021—the dejected President-Loser’s last day at the White House, who thought that lying about the coronavirus, prescribing “miracle cures,” and spewing out conspiracies would reduce his chances of being rejected and ejected.
Covid-19 couldn’t wait to hand over the one-term president’s Covid-20/21 report on his irresponsible and inept handling of the pandemic crisis—whose last day falls on a palindromic date (1/20/21).
by Covido November 25, 2020
Get the Covid-20/21 mug.Farting right next to a person you live with and not telling them to see if they still have their sense of smell.
by AnctRome November 25, 2020
Get the Home COVID Test mug.A person you meet in the aisle at the store. When they see your not wearing a mask appear as if you doused them with gasoline and you're holding a lit match. With eyes bugged they scurry out of sight like zombies when you turn on the lights.
The covid rat tried to flee around the corner but turned short overturning their cart into the end cap filled with clearance items.
by anonymous November 26, 2020
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When there have never been so many public queries worldwide on the coronavirus to the authorities, as millions of infected people seek direction and admission into hospitals, and millions of others dialed to inquire about unemployment benefits and corona assistance for folded-up businesses.
Guesstimate how many Covid-📱calls were made globally during the lockdowns, as the number of infections and deaths show no signs of abating.
by MathPlus November 28, 2020
Get the Covid-📱 mug.After my 14-day quarantine in the hospital I went out into the world. I didn't recover, instead I re-COVID.
by Pundummy April 30, 2020
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