Re-COVID

v. When you get the Rona for a second time.

After my 14-day quarantine in the hospital I went out into the world. I didn't recover, instead I re-COVID.

by Pundummy April 30, 2020

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Faxhole

n. The person who trys to send a fax to your landline.

Every time I answer the phone, my eardrum gets blown out because some faxhole won't give up.

by Pundummy April 30, 2020

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One who doesn't have a permanent residency.

Friend: Did Steve turn in his census paperwork?

Me: Are you kidding? He is such a tumbleweed, he doesn't even have an address to get junk mail.

by Pundummy July 21, 2021

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When you're bipolar and have traits on the autism spectrum as well.

I want to bang a bus load of strangers but don't know how to interact with people because I am bispectrum.

by Pundummy July 21, 2021

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