Squirrely

Used to describe someone of questionable character.

I wouldn't give my money to that dude he's kind of Squirrely.

by Mojo Maniac August 6, 2008

squirrelly

Unable to make up one's mind. Darting back and forth for no apparant reason. Doing things for no logical reason.

"My girlfriend said she loved me, but then she ran off to live with another guy."

"Dude, she is just squirrelly."

by Scruff November 28, 2004

squared

squared means sorted, done, completed, roger, ok,

that the job has been done and all is ok

A squaddie telling someone what to do and the other person sayin back it's all squared sgt

sgt: John have you sorted out the wounded personel over there in the RTA (road traffic acciendent)

John: yes sgt, it's all been squared

by buzzinbeeny April 12, 2008

squirrel-job

The act of a man or woman letting a squirrel run around on his or her genitalia, in order for that person to get off...

"Let's go obtain an awesome fucking squirrel so we can get a most excellent squirrel-job."

"Dude how long has it been since we've had a squirrel-job?"

by The bogester, Herbert Bonabanger January 19, 2006

Square fart

a fart so painful it must have had sharp corners like a square.

Mike: ouch!!
Phil: what?
Mike: I just dropped a square fart, it really hurt.
Phil: suss...

by pants McCrapper April 15, 2009

SpongeBob SquarePants

His name is 'SpongeBob SquarePants', not 'Spongebob Squarepants', goddamnit. Same spelling as his show.

'Christyanne' (not 'ChristyAnne'), but 'SpongeBob' (not 'Spongebob').

``Are you ready kids?
--Aye, Aye Cap-tain!!
``I can’t heeeear you!
--Aye, Aye Captain

``Oooooh, Who lives in a pineapple, under the sea?
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``Absorbant-and-yellow, and *por*ous iz he!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``If nautical nonsense, he’s some-thing you wish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants
``Then drop on the deck, and flop like a fish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!

``Ready?
-`'SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!


-`'SpongeBob SquarePants,
-`'Spongebob Squarepants,
``Spuuuunj-Baawwwwwwb, Skware-Pääääääääääntss!!!

`` *chuckling*

by Victor Van Styn August 19, 2005

Squirreldick

History:
expression originally coined by comedic duo "Maclean and Maclean"

Etymology:
Middle English squirel

Function:
noun; masculine

1)a male with a lack of penile size; endowed with a penis comparable to that of any of various small or medium-sized rodents. (family Sciuridae, the squirrel family)

"Dr Phil is a Squirreldick with an inferiority complex."

"Mathew nevers showers after gym class; I bet he is a Squirreldick!"

by SumDumGuy September 3, 2004