Muff Cabbage

A term from the latest south park episode, "It's a Jersey Thing". It basically means vagina. Pussy.

But, don't expect it to make sense. It's... it's a jersey thing.

Her muff cabbage smells like rotting fish...

by CosmicEggplant October 18, 2010

muff dagger

your todger, old man , penis

get your leg open love, make room for me muff dagger

by algarve dave December 14, 2004

Muff 2

A group of female socially retarded halfwits, who have terribly boring home lives,and no real life friends

Muff 2.. Merkins,Recluse, Hermit, Losers

by Bobswife February 19, 2009

muffed

To be heavily intoxicated and/or high.

Mikey- Dude did you see John at the party last night?

Tyler- No why?

Mikey- He was muffed!

Tyler- Damn!

by Lil Beetch May 26, 2011

Muffbag

An improvised device used by prisoners for self stimulation. Usually consists of water filled containment devices.

Big joe went looking for his goof after he lost his muffbag.

by chrontact May 26, 2010

muff waders

A man who is so deep into muff he requires waders to keep dry from the knees up.

Adam was banging so much 21 year tang, his bros suggested he buy a pair of muff waders to keep dry.

by manalive2122 April 13, 2014

muff-diving

the art of pleasuring a woman with excess vagina fat that is stored in the abdomen, but still looks bangin.

bro, i was just muff-diving the shit out of your mom until your dad walked in and showed me up

by SugarRay August 3, 2007