Johnlocked

From the series of Sherlock BBC. Originally Sherlocked, which means to be obsessed/in love with Sherlock. Johnlock means you ship Johnlock (John and Sherlock) very hard.

Friend: OMG I just finished watching Sherlock and i love it!
Friend 2: Do you ship Johnlock?
Friend: Bitch, please I am Johnlocked!

by I Am Johnlocked April 3, 2013

John Boner

The formal pronunciation of House Speaker John Boehner, incorrectly said to be "John Bayner".

"Didn't pass a bill for hurricane sandy? Shuts down the government? What a John Boner."

"John Boner's name explains himself."

by Harry Dickinher October 3, 2013

Josi

A gorgeous person that will always try to make you smile, she is beautiful in every single way. She is also very kind and always dreams of world peace, she is and looks heavenly. She is super fashionable and plain perfect. She is also smart and very hardworking. Sometimes she is misunderstood, but it's all part of being a fabulous Josi

Woah, I can't believe how perfect that girl is her name must be Josi

by None of your business 1 2 3 November 11, 2019

John Balfanz

John finally graduated high school and is now going off to knee on “innocent” black peoples necks while working for the Alexandria Police Department. But John cant lay off the drugs sadly died at the age of 33 by overdosing on prescription painkillers cause he blew his back out fucking all the cougars at a Moltey Crüe concert.

Rest In Peace John Balfanz say hello to Hitler for me please

by ballsdeepinyoursister July 1, 2021

Joana

Joana is sweet, precious, spicy, small, smart, and cute. She has a sparkling personality that makes you glow up. She caring and always checks upon you. She's a little shy but once you get to know her she's a fireball! She the kind of girl that makes you feel nice, so you gotta try your best to do what's right. She so short and teases very much. There's so much to say about her...the list goes on.

Joana, I love you, you're the one for me

"Hey who's that girl you with?"

"Ah, Her names Joana and shes might fine"

by Popeyes190 March 10, 2021

Jughead Jones

A very attractive, and smart young man. His real name is Forsythe Pendleton Jones III. He is a very talented writer, and he's also quite cute. (Notice me senpai) He is dating Betty Cooper, and is also good friends with Veronica Lodge and Archie Andrews.

Jughead: It's called Necrophilia, Reggie. Can you spell it?
Reggie: Jughead Jones, I swear to god...

by Jughead Jones - I define names October 27, 2018

jopression

Being depressed because of your job or events relating to your job.

Everything in Jeff's life was great, but he had trouble focusing on his life as he was so consumed by his job caused depression. Jeff had jopression and it was making him suicidal. No matter how good or bad things were in his life outside of work, he was consumed by the feelings of hopelessness his job gave him. If left untreated it would destroy all the good things in his life and lead to full blown depression.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018