Gooserick 

Short hairy Northerner from 'Boro. Has many quirks including the want for women to have periods on his face or wanting to have intercourse with every woman thats walks past him. Best described as a looking like a King Charles Spaniel.

Gooserick, a fine wing man to his friend Maverick

Gooserick by Maverick March 23, 2005

goose is cooked 

An idiom meaning ... Finally she gets her come-uppance

The boss was such a cow that complaints were made .. Finally the goose is cooked

goose is cooked by Chz6173 January 12, 2016

Goose 

A complete wet blanket.
Cornball.

A prepubescent kid that had zero friends as a child and decided to join a frat and give himself a nickname.
Cool story bro but you know he does in top gun right?

Ben. You being a total Goose right now.
Stephen Glandsberg and Goose are synonymous.

Goose by Z Maddy July 11, 2018

Thirsty Goosehole 

A queer male who's anal cavity has been filled to the rim ( A Bermuda triangle of seamen). They are often loose and they need to use tampoons or butt plugs to keep their contents intact (vast matter).

Imran the former model/dancer needs to shut he's thirsty goosehole,. If he thinks he is fooling anyone about being straight he is dead wrong every time he sneeze's a tonne of George Michael semen falls out.

Thirsty Goosehole by truecalling September 7, 2013

mother goose

a mother of goose who takes care of children

my mom is a mother goose

mother goose by rayxn July 19, 2021

Jockin' My Goose 

1) To bother someone

2) To joke with, similar to "pulling my leg" and "pulling my dick

3) Another term to say hand/blow jobs

1) Person 1 - "Dude, you suck at skateboarding!"

Person 2 - "Man, stop jockin' my goose"

2) Person 1 - "Yo she blew me and i came in her eye!"

Person 2 - "No way man, are you jockin' my goose?"

3) "She jocked my goose last night. it was awesome"

Jockin' My Goose by BiGMaQ October 16, 2010

Sloppy-Toppy gooseneck 

Head is so satisfying that you honk like a goose and shit out your ass

Ashton gave me that sloppy-toppy gooseneck last night and I was honking all night.

Sloppy-Toppy gooseneck by Ivaclit11 August 19, 2019