A female - usually the oldest, the least attractive, and the biggest prude - who takes charge and hovers over a group of female friends while out drinking.
Exceptionally good at the cockblock. Usually rounds up the other girls to go home just as you're about to hook up with one.
Commonly found leading groups of sorority girls.
Exceptionally good at the cockblock. Usually rounds up the other girls to go home just as you're about to hook up with one.
Commonly found leading groups of sorority girls.
Jill was all over me at the bar last night, but then Mother Goose Janet laid down the cockblock and took her home just as it got good.
by Nick North January 12, 2008
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
One who takes care of everyone when they are highly under the influence of drugs and cannot do things for themselves.
by Mothergoose (Brandon) December 10, 2007
A person who preaches, whines, and bitches about being wholesome, safe, or smart. Usually describes a friend who was once thought of as cool and fun, but when brought to a party, turned out to be a sour nag.
We brought Samantha to the pudding party to have some fun, but instead of living it up, she went all Mother Goose on us and bitched about us acting stupid.
by Rachel Schneider July 22, 2006
by warriorfan01 September 29, 2010
A dirty bitch that lies to children and implants seeds of communist ideals in their heads. Also known as Dr. Seuss or Bobbie Flay.
by Shitty McFondler May 22, 2006
Apr 20 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

