Creep Window

The appropriate amount of time before one can begin creeping a newly added follower on social media.

I don't want to violate the creep window so I am going to wait 20 minutes before creeping my new follower on twitter.

by Milldo July 19, 2014

Shit window

The amount of time you have to defecate after feeling the initial 'twinge' in your bowels. Length of allowable time varies drastically by person, and type of feces: Usually anywhere from 'right the fuck now' to 72 hours.

John: Ooh.
Alice: What?
John: I have to poop.
Alice: Ew, go ahead.
John: Not now, I just felt it, my shit window is usually 48 hours.

by HatchetmanRalph August 2, 2016

Candle in the Window

Best coffee based mixed drink EVER--

2 oz light rum
2 tsp bourbon whiskey
1 tsp dark creme de cacao
1 tsp cherry brandy
4 oz hot coffee
2 oz heavy cream

Combine the alcohols and coffee in an Irish coffee glass/cup. Pour cream over the back of a spoon so it floats on the surface.

A Candle in the Window is the perfect way to start any day.

by aremkay January 23, 2009

window shopping

When you try to have sex and can't get it up.

I woke up this morning wanting to get some and went window shopping instead.

by magicfast1 April 13, 2010

Windows

A virus that people buy to make their computer "Run faster then Linux!".

I wasted $300 on Windows XP and it doesn't even work on my computer!

by unix_hacker September 8, 2004

windows

the computer cheap people buy. it sucks, is slow and insanely complex. science mags say macs are better. seriously.

sally: my windows kept crashing on me last night while i was trying to make a movie and simultaneously download from itunes
bob: thats because windows suck for anything visual or audio. buy a mac. conform!

by maddy January 14, 2004

windows update

An oxymoron in itself.

They add Spider Solataire and call ir\t Windows XP

by me December 27, 2003