Tool me

A whole live pecker inside of you!

I really do wish Andrew would just tool me every which a way!!!

by GAY GOKU March 25, 2023

Tool-Problem Ratio ("TPR")

Also known as the Aargh Quotient, the Tool-Problem Ratio (“TPR”) is a DIY term expressing the relationship between a physical problem to be fixed and the tool available for the task. A 1:1 ratio reflects that the tool is perfect for the job -- e.g., when a nail clipper is available to trim a toenail, the TPR is 1:1. Ratios of greater than 1:1 indicate that the tool available is excessive relative to the job: a chainsaw generates a ratio of, say, 200:1 for toenail trimming. Ratios of less than 1:1 indicate that the tool at hand is inadequate for the task: a toenail clipper produces a ratio of, say, 1:1000 for cutting down a Christmas tree. Depending on the TPR, responsive behaviors may range from mild (swearing, sighing disgustedly), to driving to the hardware store, to breaking the workpiece or the tool violently.

Faced with a Tool-Problem Ratio ("TPR") of about 1:10 when his flat-blade screwdriver was too big to loosen the Phillips-head screw on his range vent, Bob intoned “Jesus H. Christ” under his breath and motored off to Home Depot.

by FitofPeak2 September 4, 2023

zon tool

1)mega tool.

2)An idiot, who can't take the initiative to make his or her own decisions on bands or issues and lets trl control those opinions which he or she cannot make.

that zon tool just bought the "lil bow wow" CD.

by emsevolmomruoy November 9, 2008

super tool

Someone who exceeds the qualifications for a normal tool(see tool for tool qualifications); a person who is called a tool by OTHER tools.

"That blond hair guy is such a tool, i mean, just look at him trying to act cool with his junk car."

Guy1: "Dude, that guy is such a tool"
Guy2: (whispers to guy3 next to him) "Did that tool just call that other guy a tool??"
Guy3: (whispers back) "That other guy is obviously a super tool then"

by Noob69 May 17, 2010

Mexican tool bag

A mexican tool bag is when you are going anal and the girl/boy poops on your "tool" forming a bag over it.

Dud it was so fun when your mom gave me a mexican tool bag last night.

by jamaaly May 6, 2011

ninja toolbox

when u go down on your lady, have a selection of items and see if you can slide them in without her realising

i did a ninja toolbox last night

by the nugget April 12, 2014

rusted tool

An underused, orangish object that fails under the slightest pressure.

We have a rusted tool for a president.

by ERB3 February 16, 2017