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dude hes a telecom-er

by Tellecomie November 12, 2004

odu teletechnet

Lame ass televised correspondance courses that take up too much time, cost too much, and cover the same material that your community college teaches while you pay 3x the tuition.

Alternate: Program in which you trade time and money for a college degree, learning is optional.

Alternate: Program in which hands on experience is replaced with "Virtual Labs." The so called virtual labs consist of computer simulations nad writing long reports that are graded on margin width, font size, etc. instead of content.

Even though I flunked out of high school, Teletechnet accepted me.

by Ghetto U August 22, 2003

Telecharge

To download

"Dude, I'm gonna telecharge some pr0n."

by Soiled Undergarment October 15, 2003

Telefono

<Italian> Telefono
<English> Telephone

Il telefono = The telephone

by Italian_Speaker_1989 April 26, 2004

telegraph

To flail about in a strange way as an excuse to make sexual contact with someone near you.

She had to leave because Tony kept telegraphing her.

That guy is a total telegraphist!

by Regular Pauly D March 27, 2011

Teleni

A Fat Cow Who Dates Gay Kids named Colby...and then lies and says he beat her

hated by most people

overdramatic a.k.a (lies To get attention)

PUTS OUT!!

big fat squa whore

Wow that girl is such a Teleni

by RevengeGirl98 November 5, 2010

Television

The triumph of machine over man.

"Television is the triumph of machine over people."
Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)

by Mertown July 3, 2007