Teleni

A Fat Cow Who Dates Gay Kids named Colby...and then lies and says he beat her

hated by most people

overdramatic a.k.a (lies To get attention)

PUTS OUT!!

big fat squa whore

Wow that girl is such a Teleni

by RevengeGirl98 November 5, 2010

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the manny will not be televised

"The Manny will not be televised" is a phrase used as a chant for revolution, particularly in regards to police reformation. It was coined by user @themannyspotted on TikTok at an Oregon protest sometime in early-mid 2020, and is a reference to both the 1970 song/poem "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" by Gil Scott-Heron, and the Diary of a Wimpy Kid character Manny Heffley.

The phrase is typically used as either a chant at a police reformation/Black Lives Matter protest, or as a social media caption for pictures of political graffiti featuring Manny Heffley's head, in support of the movement.

"See that Black Lives Matter graffiti? The Manny will not be televised!"

by lolunala July 1, 2020

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seven words you can't say on television

A famous comedy routine performed by George Carlin about words the FCC prohibits being said on TV

In America we are supposed to have free speech, so it doesn't make sense that there can even be such a thing as seven words you can't say on television.

by Michael_Hunt June 2, 2008

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Televisionary

A forward thinker, who also watches way too much television.

Someone with the uncanny ability to know which TV series' will continue to be good, and eventually become popular, from their first season(s)/episode(s).

Guy: That new "How I Met Your Mother" show stinks, how long do you think it will last? Tristan The Televisionary?

Tristan The Televisionary: I give it a long run, these characters will grow on you.

by Peachhat May 22, 2013

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Broadband Television

A relatively new delivery system that provides consumers with the ability to view television programs online with limited commercials at their own convenience.

Examples of broadband television include:
Hulu.com
Fancast.com

by bigmovie February 6, 2009

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Parent Television Council

A bunch of goody two shoe arseholes who believe it's a better choice to watch after other children when instead, they should be watching their own.

They're globally known as "attention whores" and "giant cry babies"

They also believe in the fact that the world will be balanced, if there were only G - Rated shows on TV. If that was the case, teenagers would ultimately die from boredness.

The point is, PTC is nothing but a bunch of selfish adults, who believe that Television will kill the minds of ANYONE. If they read this, they would waste their valuable time tracking my ass down, and direct me to the Police because I was "cyber bullying".

This is nothing but the truth.

"Two Lesbians Kiss"

- Parent Television Council:
OmG!! ChIlD PoWrnNN!!!!

We ShOulD rEpoRt It TwO thA PoLicE!!

/start of controversy

by Alias @*(&&#*(#&@(*&# January 27, 2011

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