Telecharge 

The wireless transmission of an electrical charge through a distance without metal to metal contact.

1. Hin wanted charge his phone without needing to connect the USB cable every time, so he went down to the electronics store and bought a telecharger. He is now telecharging his phone's battery.

2. A macaque monkey found herself in a tropical storm with heavy thunder and lightning while running through a jungle clearing. Unfortunately she got telecharged and did not survive.

Telecharge by nimbys_suck May 27, 2017

Telecharge 

To download

"Dude, I'm gonna telecharge some pr0n."

Telecharge by Soiled Undergarment October 15, 2003

telechase 

Chase (persuade) over telephone for paying back the outstanding.

I used to telechase our debtors, preferably in the evening, to pay back the long outstanding first to resume fresh credit supplies.

telechase by nkprkp January 21, 2022

mental telethargy

The ability to be mentally telepathic, however, the realization comes several minutes after the initial thought by the other person.

Person 1: "I am sensing that you are going to go down first street."

Person 2: "Dude, we've been on first street for 10 minutes!"

Person 1: "Aha, My mental telethargy strikes again!"

mental telethargy by edible_freud September 20, 2009

Telecharity 

From "telemarketer" and "charity".

A telemarketer call that solicits money or support for a charity or other non-profit organization. This call does not ask you to buy any kind of product or service, but instead asks you to perform some service or donate money.

Notorious for not taking "no" as an answer. Frequently calls, and will "call back later" if desired person(s) are not available.

Telecharity caller: "Hello, may I please speak to Mr. Smith?"

John: "May I ask who's calling?"
Telecharity caller : "This is Ray calling on behalf of (charity name) and I'd like to ask you to show your support by..."
John: *click*

Mary: "Who was that?"
John: "Just another telecharity asking for money."

Telecharity by MizunoBara August 28, 2012