don't tell me what to do

a phrase meant as a joke to dispute pleasantries, that makes your significant other very irritated with you.

1.Boyfriend:Have a good day, babe.
You: don't tell me what to do!

2.BoyFriend: Kiss me baby!
You: don't tell me what to do!

by summerkitten September 15, 2010

telephone

A popular IRL chat client of the 20th century.

Guy 1: Dude, the funniest thing happened when I was talking on the telephone yesterday.
Guy 2: Telephone? Isn't that that antiquated thing my grandma uses?

by tofudragon May 6, 2008

Telk

n: (t el k) 1.The essence of awesomeness, an awesome group; 2. (-er) Person in Telk, who is awesome;
v; something incredibly awesome

oh goddamn that's a kickass telker.

Whoa, that movie was telk.

by jschoo January 7, 2009

tele

Short for “television”
British, common usage.

“Anything good on tele tonight?”

by Peter Williams May 8, 2004

teletubbies

The reason that 1 out of 150 kids will have Autisim

The teletubbies are a bunch of communists who are here to destroy the western world by giving Kids Autism

by Kid from Massachusetts September 3, 2007

telus

A place that like to suck up all you money with overpriced low quality service

You're getting whored by Telus

by suckmebeautiful December 16, 2003

teletubbies

someone who is too fat to be called tubby, u call them teletubbie instead

come here TELETUBBIE!!!

by Anonymous March 20, 2003