flat as a witch's tit

Flat taste-less beer or lager

Ugh, is this the best beer you have? its as flat as a witch's tit

by Justine Lowndes September 20, 2006

hot as a tit

A phrase describing the temperature. In reference to a woman's breast (tit) which are "hot" to males. To be "hot as a tit" is for something to be extremely hot.

"You should've rolled down your car windows, it's hot as a tit in here now."

by CaptainJonus May 8, 2006

National Tit Day

The 12th of every month is National Tit Day which is where you titty fuck all day and bite or suck any tit in sight.

Hey dude can you come over

No its national tit day me and my Girlfriend are titty fucking

by ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh6786827635876 June 5, 2011

Soapy Tit Wank

The preparation is to rub copious amounts of soap over your womans breasts. This can be done with hands or dick, then push the breasts together and hump until orgasm.

"Get anywhere Friday night?"
"Yeah, got a soapy tit wank off the barmaid"
"You lucky shite!"

by UB Jesus August 5, 2003

Don't pop a tit!

1.) A term used to calm an angry woman
2.) Another way to say good luck, usually said to a woman

1.) Chill Jenna, don't pop a tit!
2.) Good luck, don't pop a tit!

by ElFluffy2198 February 7, 2015

Tummy Tit

The excess of abdomen that overflows due to someone insisting on wearing pants that are several sizes too small to prevent having to come to terms with the fact that they are no longer small enough to wear the majority of their wardrobe.

"Poor girl, she has no mirror or friends that are good enough to tell her she has a tummy tit."

by icerose626 October 7, 2011

snail tit

A droopy boob or nipple that sags down

A sweaty boob that leaves a sweat stain under the boob area on a shirt

A snail with tits

“Yo did you see jessica’s nudes ?”
“Yeah she’s got some major snail tits”

by snailtittylit July 21, 2018