A phrase describing the temperature. In reference to a woman's breast (tit) which are "hot" to males. To be "hot as a tit" is for something to be extremely hot.
by CaptainJonus April 27, 2006
The action of removing any body hair that may have become attached to a bar of soap while you're in the shower.
It is a common courtesy for the person who will be using the soap after you, especially if your short and curlies are stuck on.
It is a common courtesy for the person who will be using the soap after you, especially if your short and curlies are stuck on.
by CaptainJonus July 28, 2006
A form of dance. Usually performed while listening to ska music.
The look of the dance is similar to moshing and "skanking" but involves punching in a down-wards direction. It looks as if the person dancing is punching midgets.
The look of the dance is similar to moshing and "skanking" but involves punching in a down-wards direction. It looks as if the person dancing is punching midgets.
Moses: I got to see the OC Supertones play their last show ever.
Jesus: Oh yeah, how was that?
Moses: It was sick, but then in the pit some ska-kid was midget punching and hit my nads.
Jesus: Ooooo, right in the ball sack!
Jesus: Oh yeah, how was that?
Moses: It was sick, but then in the pit some ska-kid was midget punching and hit my nads.
Jesus: Ooooo, right in the ball sack!
by CaptainJonus August 09, 2006
To masterbate. Taken from the popular sketch comedy show Cheppelle's Show. The sketch refered to involved a man's Granny walking in on him masterbating in the bathroom.
Can be used as an exclamation to warn someone that you're spanking the monkey, or used as a verb.
Can be used as an exclamation to warn someone that you're spanking the monkey, or used as a verb.
Person 1: I'm hungry. I wonder what's in the kitchen...
Person 2: Granny don't!
Person 1: Where's Phillip?
Person 2: In the basement, probably having a "granny don't!"
Person 2: Granny don't!
Person 1: Where's Phillip?
Person 2: In the basement, probably having a "granny don't!"
by CaptainJonus May 04, 2006