buddy system

When you take a shit that smells so awful that anyone entering the cubicle might need a 'buddy' to assist them in the event of collapsing as the stench is so toxic.

Hey boys - buddy system in place for next 30 minutes (said while exiting the loo)

by ghost_of_bunchy_ July 10, 2010

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judicial system

Something that works well in theory, never in reality.
See "Flaw"

A: Man, our judicial system is fucked
B: Everyone's is

by KYJC April 12, 2008

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Really. They would be decent if their music wasn't such crap metal. It sounds like they're banging a guitar against the wall and calling it music. Make your music bearable and THEN I'll consider liking you.

SOAD doesn't have bad lyrics, but the music behind them is so terrible it totally degrades the band.

by CRH915 January 10, 2005

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system requirements

What the application you're trying to launch needs from your computer in order to run it. If your hardware sucks, it's time to buy new stuff.

<Human> Can I run this game?
<Nerd> OMFG, n000! teh yuor maegahurtz is teh fux0red!!1!!

by HentaiGeek January 31, 2004

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System error

Having sex with a girl doggy style and rocket donkey punching her at the same time.

Matt: Dude, i did the system error on my girlfriend last night!!

Andrew: What the hell is that?

Matt: i did her doggy, and then i stuck my arm in her butthole man!!

Andrew: Ahh dude!! not cool!!

by Matthew X February 22, 2010

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