toss the salad

to mix vegetables into a dish with letuce

momma is tossing the salad for our b-b-q

by ashley May 4, 2003

tossed salad

to have your asshole eaten out with jelly or syrup.
usually used with a possesion pronoun or a conjunction
tossed a salad
tossed my salad
tossed her salad
tossed our salad

timmy, you got a D. you know what you gotta do?... NOOOOOO!!! i dont wanna toss a salad...ima read!!! ima learn to read!!!
a tossed salad isnt a tossed salad

by OMGigotmysaladtossedOMG May 2, 2006

Side Salad

Tossing the salad of a midget.

Dude, you totally tossed that midget's salad! Aw yeah, a side salad...

by neworleansshaun May 3, 2010

salad nazi

When someone puts shit on yo salad that you don't want. It makes you wanna slap a hoe.

Howie Miller put cabbage and cucumbers on my salad. He is da Salad NazIIII.

by mpiontick May 12, 2009

Mississippi Salad

The act of vomiting, urinating, then defecating on a womans pussy and stirring it up with your dick, creating a kind of salad inside her.

The only good thing about getting the flu every once in a while is that Mary let's me give her the old Mississippi Salad.

I now walk around shirtless in December so I don't miss the opportunity.

by Dont Ask... Man March 2, 2010

back salad

A thick layer of curly hair on a the back of a man, usually spotted at the beach or other shirtless venues. Resembles a black noodle salad.

"Did you see that back salad at the beach?"

"I just couldn't take it anymore, his back sald was all over the sheets."

by Hetha April 4, 2007

fruit salad

its not an Ethiopian condom

Person 1: "dude did you eat some fruit salad?"
Person 2:"yes, I ate some fruit salad."
Person 1: "oh, okay. Cool."
Person 2: "yeah, you bet."
Person 1:"did you hear they're not Ethiopian condoms"
Person 2: "I mean, that's pretty obvious"
Person 1: "oh"

by Mangularis Angularis November 30, 2016