Weiner Salad 

A name given for anybody that has ever had their athletic cup shattered by a ball put through a pitching machine

"Hey Chaz, did you see Weiner Salad? He asked me for this bag of ice for his nuts"

Weiner Salad by John Marano August 30, 2006

Scrap Salad 

Salad made from any left over scraps of food. Most commonly made when attending other peoples barbeque as an offering, though can be made for ones self with the contents of an almost bare fridge.

Hey we have nothing to take to Barry's BBQ tonight. That's OK, I'll make a scrap salad.

Scrap Salad by eskimokahoona November 7, 2010

House Salad 

Hosting a house party whereby in addition to drinking, partying and other debauchery, you offer up your wife's or girlfriend's ass to your guests for a little hot, juicy, tangy tossed salad action.

Everyone always looked forward to the spread at Howard's Super Bowl party. While renowned for the food, his parties were best known for the serving up of the House Salad at half time. The ribs weren't the only thing served up tangy in the last half of the game.

House Salad by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015

sloppy salad 

When a man stuffs his testicles in the asshole of his partner.

Anal Stuffing anal salad with extra ranch balls deep Sloppy Salad

sloppy salad by Droc the Bull June 19, 2010

Russian Salad 

During sex, this is when the male pulls out of the vagina and ejaculates all over her pubic hair.

Steve: "Yo, man, I gave Becky a Russian Salad last night."
Joe: "...God hates you."

Russian Salad by lolomgitsmatt36 February 4, 2009

toss salad 

To insert the tongue into the ass of another person.

After a long hard day at the office, my boss likes to toss my salad before sending me home.

toss salad by Ginza October 24, 2003

Cock Salad 

n.
1. An extremely annoying, stupid, or rude person. One who lacks tact.
2. Someone who assumes he or she is better than everyone else at everything, even if he or she has never attempted said thing before.
3. An arrogant douchebag.

1.
<Guy 1> That guy had about the least tact out of anyone I've ever met.
<Guy 2> Yeah, he's a frickin' cock salad.

2.
<Dude 1> I bet I could beat you at that racing game.
<Dude 2> I own a copy of the game, and you've never even played it before!
<Dude 1> Yeah, but you know how I love cars.
<Dude 2> You're a frickin' cock salad.

3.
Self-explanatory.

Likely statements one might hear from a cock salad:
-If we play chess, we both know who'd win.
-Yeah, you're good at your fills on the drums, but your beats just aren't that great.
-I'm going to kill everyone in this game {even though I've never played}. You know how good I am with sniper rifles.
-So what? I could do that.

Trademark comment cock salads use: {In arrogance:} "Come on. You know me."

Cock Salad by CSNemesis April 2, 2006