lolomgitsmatt36's definitions

The Dirty Elephant

When one person sticks their arm up someone else's ass, pulls poop out with their bare hand, and then eats it.

Jim: "Ugh, I can't believe I gave Tim the dirty elephant last night."

Mark: "Yeah, man. You'll never live that shit down."

John: "Haha I get it! Live that shit down! You so funny Mark."

by lolomgitsmatt36 September 12, 2010

Russian Salad

During sex, this is when the male pulls out of the vagina and ejaculates all over her pubic hair.

Steve: "Yo, man, I gave Becky a Russian Salad last night."
Joe: "...God hates you."

by lolomgitsmatt36 February 4, 2009