Parking Garage

A woman who is ran through by men of different races, heights, weights and sizes. These men have "parked" themselves in the various different "spots" of the woman (i.e., pussy and/or mouth).

Also refers to a woman who fucks multiple men at the same time, having two or more men "parked" inside her at once.

Scenario 1 -
Guy 1: Dude she's so fine
Guy 2: Yeah man there's a reason she's a parking garage

Scenario 2 -
Guy 1: Fuck man idk if I can fit
Guy 2: Yeah... the parking garage is getting full

by [e-mail] April 11, 2024

parking

v. Hiking through a variety of tough but beautiful National Parks in succession without bathing. A brief slut wipe now and again is, of course, acceptable.

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Kayley and I and her fiancee were engaged in some very hot parking last week.

Do tell. Did you happen to take any photos?

Hundreds!

by gnostic3 May 11, 2024

Parking lotted

Where your spinning in circles. Starring at each other backs... wondering where u parked the car.. hoping the bags don't rip open lol and groceries don't spill....dude what does mine say?

Dude that mf so baked, he can't find his car... straight parking lotted

by Clickbaitpopupblocker May 21, 2024

parting the sea

A horrible middle part, when you thought you were in your prime.

My friends hair is parting the sea, he thinks its good looking.

by A crappy Alienware PC July 17, 2024

parmijaano

Parmijaano is the best streamer of all time. If you dont watch parmijaano, you havent watched any good livestreams

patrik: i watched parmijaano play clash royale for ten hours straight

by marco4153 July 28, 2024

Parting The Red Sea

Spreading of the anus by means of both hands, placed wrist deep inside and forced outwards horizontally. Synonyms include "Black Holing", "Deep Sea Diving", "Opening the Saloon", "The Jaws of Life", or "Swimming the Chocolate River".

"Call me Moses the way I'm parting the Red Sea."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

Parking lot bisexual

A bisexual woman with a Black boyfriend that gets her boyfriend to target random women in the parking lot for a threesome. Both are often cases unattractive and resort to calling their target racist if they're rejected. They go after women in other places, but in so many cases parking lots. They think having a Black boyfriend is a sure way to attract women they always had difficulty attracting. These women often cases hate other interracial couples.

I just finished shopping at Walmart and was harassed by a parking lot bisexual after loading my groceries in the trunk. Her boyfriend forcefully held the driver's seat open and wouldn't stop talking to me.

by Osmocote February 19, 2025