Panda

A cute chubby girl, one that is a bit more overweight than you would usually fuck, but she's kinda got an adorable quality that makes you say "yeah, I just might"

I was at the bar last night & this Panda hollered at me. I was about to just head home, but the way she was smiling at me with that extra cleavage & I just had to buy her a drink.

by TopR Holiday October 4, 2010

Panda

A slang term for genetal herpes. Looks cute and cuddly on the outside but the herpes is mean and vicious

I slept with thishot chick last week, but the bitch gave me the panda

by x_hunter_x March 2, 2011

The Panda Sneeze

Occurs when a fellateur gets a long pube in her nose and sneezes during oral sex due to her over zealous deep-throating and his lack of bush trimming, causing the fellatee to become enraged and punch the fellateur with both fists in both eyes simultaneously and then finishing on her face, giving her two black eyes and a white face....The Panda Sneeze

I know I should have trimmed my tree, but that bitch sneezed right before I was about to come so I HAD to give her the Panda Sneeze.

That asshole Panda Sneezed me because his thicket was so hairy that it made me sneeze..

Have you ever seen the Panda Sneeze in real life?

When was the last time you received a good Panda Sneeze?

by Howdoyoudo? October 27, 2009

Panda

Derivative of the fast-food chain "Panda Express"

Quite literally means to be a mess

Oi Colin, go have a shower, u look a right Panda

by Fabreze February 5, 2005

panda hug

A hug that a girl gives a guy when he is horny.

Giselle felt she needed to give Andrew a panda hug.

by androoltu August 11, 2009

panda

a panda is when you get punched in the eye and it goes black and so you look like an endangered asian black and white bear.

"did you see suzie's face after last nights party? her boyfriend gave her the panda of her life coz he was drunk off his tits"

by filthy gee January 1, 2006

Panda

When you suggest that your girlfriend wears loads of eyemakeup, then get them to give you a blowjob. Whilst they are there, grab their head and pull them inhem til they gag and the tears stream down their face- making the makeup run, and them look like a Panda.

''She's not talking to me again''
''Why this time?''
''I gave her a serious Panda last night''

by Ting Ting Panda King November 4, 2009