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Cock Twaddle

Male version of twat waffle. A Cock Twaddle is someone who walks around with their own dick up their own ass (hence 'waddle') and acts like a major fucking cock.
That dude is such a little fucking Cock Twaddle.
by EliteNerds June 5, 2018
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cock honkey

a white bitch down to gargle on as much man sauce slung from a white mans one eyed custard spitter
did you see that chick mlast night at the party get down on all the saussie man she was a cock honkey
by rape kits anonmyous October 21, 2010
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Cock Busel

Used to describe a person who is unbelievely bad at any form of cock play. Often times a young girl who isn't very experienced in the ways or arts of penis pleasure.
Chester: Jennie must still have her V-card.

Samuel: Why? What makes you say that?

Chester: She gave my cock such a thrashing last night, my dick is chaffed. Not to mention the fact that she tried jerking me off with her sand paper hands and no lube.

Sameul: Wow, what a Cock Busel, that bitch deserves to be punched in the taint.
by Brad McPherson September 24, 2007
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Cock Cruiser

A vechile purchased for the sole reason to attract men.
It cant be a pussy wagon, we dont like pussy, we like cock. Its called a cock cruiser!
by Cruiser12345 September 10, 2011
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Cock-La'Va

When your girlfriend eats a dominos chocolate lava cake off your penis
May I interest any of you ladies in a cock-la'va?
by Ray-Charles March 16, 2021
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Swedish cock

Hey baby suck my Swedish cock...
by Jewkhok May 11, 2018
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Cock Topography

The study of the surface of a large voluptuous cock.
Look at that sorostitute right there... She's a Cock Topographer!

What classes are you taking this semseter???

Cock Topography!
by Cocksman958969 September 1, 2010
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