John Entwistle 

October 9, 1944- June 27, 2002.

Bass guitar player for the Who, one of the most recognized and adored bands in the world. Also a member of Ox, a band that is relatively unknown, but quite excellent, none the less.

Famous for his "Thunder Fingers", and the fact that he never moved, or even smiled, while playing. (Some speculate that he was attempting to blend into the background, so he would not be mauled by his violent, and often blocked up, band mates).

Either way, he is considered one of the greatest bass players in rock n' roll, and has one of the most obscenely high singing voices ever possessed by a non-castrati.

It's spelt John EntWISTLE, not John EntWHISTLE!

John Entwistle by une canadianne tres folle November 30, 2010

John Morrison 

He is the Shaman of Sexy, The Monday Night Delight, Chuck Norris of Nookie, The Shaolin Master of Manliness, Ambassador of Abdominals, Prince of Parkour.

Former WWE and World Tag Team Champion with Joey Mercury (MNM) and later The Miz (The Greatest Tag Team of the 21st Century). A former Intercontinental Champion.

Hosted a Slammy-award winning internet show with Miz called The Dirt Sheet where they were mock their opponents. Every episode opened with "Hi, I'm John Morrison and ..." which featured some outlandish fact or tidbit about himself. Also, hosted a solo internet show called The Palace of Wisdom.

Known for integrating a parkour style into wrestling, creating a number of fantastic spots, such as the "ninja spot" from The 2011 Royal Rumble. But he is more than a spot monkey and can mat/submission wrestle. (Watch Hell in the Cell 2010 if you don't believe me.)

Often compared to a younger Shawn Michaels.

Seriously, have you seen John Morrison's abs? My god...

John Morrison by FemmeJoMo July 6, 2011

John Carpenter 

1) American film director, producer, writer, composer, and sometimes actor, known for the Halloween and The Thing films.

2) Contestant on the US version of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, who won the grand prize without having used any Lifelines (but using Phone-A-Friend only to have his father on the line to hear him win the million dollars). Who says a bespectacled bookworm-looking person can't be badass?

1) John Carpenter is one of the best horror filmmakers alive.

2) John Carpenter doesn't need any Lifelines to make WWTBAM his bitch!

John Carpenter by Trey4Life February 6, 2012

John Gourley 

Lead vocalist and guitarist for Portugal. The Man. Grew up in Alaska and then re-located to Portland, OR where the band is based. Once was in a less technical and creative band but then tried vocals for the first time and magic was made. He has a perfect mustache and an even better voice.

John Gourley is an incredible vocalist.

John Gourley by PittsburghGal August 7, 2011

John Dave 

John Dave means humble, kind, generous, honest, and straightforward. Know how to handle and manage stress, studies, and work. Introvert and shy but they loved to get along with few close friends.

John Dave sometimes experiencing stressed in work and studies but when someone asks them for a help they don't hesitate to help that person. That's why people loves John Dave.

John Dave by Stintou June 7, 2021

John Fitzgerald Page 

The man made internet infamous for the 2007 rant, published on Gawker.com as "The Worst Person in the World", after being told "thanks, but no thanks" on Match.com and sending a scathing email. The email reads as follows:

"I think you forgot how this works. You hit on me, and therefore have to impress ME and pass MY criteria and standards - not vice versa. 6 pictures of just your head and your inability to answer a simple question lets me know one thing. You are not in shape. I am a trainer on the side, in fact, I am heading to the gym in 26 minutes!

So next time you meet a guy of my caliber, instead of trying to turn it around, just get to the gym! I will even give you one free training session, so you don't blow it with the next 8.9 on Hot or Not, Ivy League grad, Mensa member, can bench/squat/leg press over 1200 lbs., has had lunch with the secretary of defense, has an MBA from the top school in the country, lives in a Buckhead high rise, drives a Beemer convertible, has been in 14 major motion pictures, was in Jezebel's Best dressed, etc. Oh, that is right, there aren't any more of those!

Regards,

John"

On Fark.com, he is known as JFP and is the source of the "26 minutes" meme.

douche douchbag douchebag douchbaggery douchebaggery John Fitzgerald Page JFP

John Fitzgerald Page by CopperheadTX July 8, 2010

John Wick 

Jonathan "John" Wick, also known by the nickname "The Boogeyman" is a legendary hitman who worked for the Tarasov Mobuntil his retirement. He quit so he could spend time with his wife Helen Wick, who later died of a terminal illness. His superior Viggo Tarasov would only allow him to quit if he first completed an impossible task, and Wick killed all of Tarasov's enemies in one night. Following his wife's death, he came out of retirement when Viggo's son Iosef Tarasov murdered his dog Daisy during a home invasion.

PS: Biography by FANDOM

John Wick is the most scariest hitman of all time!!

John Wick by m0ca May 20, 2019