Poor-John

Someone lays on their back and slowly inserts a candle in their ass while lighting the candle and slowly let the candle wax drip onto their scrotum sack bag.

ALSO A FANTASTIC BAND! www.poor-john.com =)

while listening to Poor-John we gave Jeff a Poor-John. It was fun.

by Matthew Caron December 15, 2008

John McCain

Not the president.

John: Is John McCain the president?
Mary: NO!

by Qincy January 23, 2009

John Mulaney

A lanky catholic man who is commonly mistaken for an asian that tickles the imagination with his graceful and mind boggling comedy. One might also ask, what are three other things about him?! To which I would respond "he has a penis, accidentally chases women through subway stations, and cannot be trusted without a horse by his side. Overall 10/10 would smash if given the chance ;) Also, John Mulaney if you are reading this plz divorce ur wife and call 673-854-1111

sally from group 2's parent: "wow who came up with the name for your reading group sally?"

Sally from group 2: "its that tall asian kid, John Mulaney!"

Sally from group 2's parent: "oh, stay away from that kid! There has got to be something wrong with him, he's asian and in group 2"

by cootercrusher58 November 25, 2019

John West

The answer to every who question.

The one person reponsible and behind everything EVER in the UNIVERSE! When you dont know the answer

Who is he? John West
Whos house are you going to? John West house
What college do you go to? John West University
Who was the first president? John West
Whats your favorite kind of movie? John Westerns

by Patricia villasana October 20, 2011

john lennon

God himself. Okay, maybe not. Anyway, he was the leader of The Beatles, wrote some of the best songs ever made, and was taken away from us too soon.

John Lennon 1940-1980

by SuperSonicX April 29, 2005

St. John's

the capital city of the Province of Newfoundland and Labrador in Canada.

St. John's is a great town to party in!

by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009

john hits

Bong hits taken while on the john; i.e. hits of marijuana inhaled whilst seated on a toilet.

I started my day with some john hits. What a great way to relax.

by osirusR February 5, 2010