Holy-shit 

Holy-shit: shit from God's own ass. (Or Jesus, Allah, Vishnu etc etc) often used to exclaim surprise.

"Holy-shit!"
"what?"
"That man has a penis on his forhead!"

Holy-shit by Stabby3721 July 10, 2006

Holy Ghost Prep 

A college prep school for guys where all the students have butt sex with one another. The ones with girlfriends date girls from "Villa", a girls prep school. The girls from "Villa" all have STD's which inadvertently mean the guys at Holy Ghost have STD's.

-Dude! did you hear that Holy Ghost Prep kid fucked that chick from villa?

-That blows, he's for sure got the herp.

Holy Ghost Prep by unowho31 November 26, 2009

holy crap 

When you take a dump at church.

wife: "honey, where are you going, mass is about to start"

husband: "go on without me, i drank to much coffee this morning, i got to take a holy crap"

holy crap by the wopfather May 12, 2008

holy woe 

AN expression of divine despair and melancholy

Good god! The Mullets are on, and the remote is broken; Holy Woe!

holy woe by Monkeybest November 24, 2003

Holy Bejosa 

Holy bejosa ! meaning to be suprised or shocked , similar to holy christ , jesus christ , this word is sounded with the intention of an irish accent !

Dude - holy bejosa your dad is a trannie who loves cleaveland steamrollin

Dudette - Not cool

Holy Bejosa by jelliot February 24, 2009

Holy Hotdogs!

A word used as an expression of extreme excitement or shock. Other nouns may be used in place of the word hotdogs, but the word was first hotdogs.

Holy Hotdogs! I'm so Hungry

HOLYHOTDOGS!!!Look at that guy's pants!!!

HOLYTRAFFIC!

HOLYSYRUP!!!

Holy Hotdogs! by Shelbyforpeace March 19, 2009

Holy insane! 

A shorter way to say "Holy shit, that's insane!"

Holy insane!! Their removing the cow from the science building with a crane.

Holy insane! by dwightchocolate November 8, 2009