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Gobble the Goose 

when you "perform oral sex" on a man... hell I don't know. you know, when you gobble a goose. the goose is the penis. penises sort of look like geese...from a distance
When Charlie gobbled the goose, it tasted like chicken.
On a cold, winter night Harry was alone. I was alone. What the hell, no one would find out, so I gobbled his goose for fun.
Gobble the Goose by Charlie December 30, 2003
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Confuse the Goose 

Originally the name of the board game D.W. wanted to play with her older brother on the hit TV show "Arthur", is now used as a euphemism for any sexual act except intercourse, particularly oral sex preformed on a woman.
"There's this girl in my chemistry class who has some great boobies. I don't know if I'd have sex with her, but I hope we get drunk tonight and go back to her place and play a little Confuse the Goose."
Confuse the Goose by gimpy2552 April 4, 2008
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Your goose is cooked 

You've been caught by the cops buying dope. Your goose is cooked!
Your goose is cooked by chabba October 17, 2006

Silly Goose 

A word you use when you see your girlfriend in a very hot and spicy valentines outfit.
"yeah, yeah, yeah. You silly goose. You're so silly"
Silly Goose by shawtyslayer March 5, 2021

San Antonio Goose Egg 

Similar to a Hollywood balloon knot but this involves putting botox on a man's ball bag removing all wrinkles to make it extra silky smooth.
Candy: Have you hooked up with Charlie yet?

Shaniqua: Damn right girlfriend. He's got the nicest San Antonio Goose Egg you ever felt.

Candy: Damn Bitch

you silly goose

this insult can be used by the strangest of people, from slops to plebs,this can be used in anyway you want,as a insult or a darn well joke.
"give me that you silly goose!"
you silly goose by RenTheDog22 March 2, 2016

duckduck-goose 

A term used to describe when two or more people are going out for the night to have fun.
My girls and I are going to play duckduck-goose tonight at the club.
duckduck-goose by OUTLAWxo April 20, 2009