pay your ex day 

When your dating someone and their poor at the time and a little bit after the breakup they get rich. Time for them to pay you for your broken heart.

"Where's my money?"
"What are you talking back"
"It's national pay your ex day"
"Oh crap I forgot about it. Here's 50$"

pay your ex day by Alyssa drake November 29, 2019

National Message To Your Ex Day 

National Message To Your Ex Day is on February 15th and is the day you can leave a message about your ex on any social media saying something positive or negative because

It is also the day after Valentines Day meaning love and relationships so why not the day after talk about your ex

On National Message To Your Ex Day I’m going to say what Lil Uzi said in his song Sideline Watching(Hold Up) my ex “ain’t got no respect, they break up with a text”

National Message To Your Ex Day by I’m a YouTuber February 17, 2020

Not-so-ex 

When you and a guy/girl had a thing and were almost dating, were very close, but for some reasons you did not end up together or putting a label on it

I saw my not-so-ex today...
Henry? The guy you had a thing with but you guys never ended dating...?

Not-so-ex by ZophSoph June 30, 2020

Not-so-ex 

When you had a thing with a guy/girl and the two of you were very close and were almost practically dating but for some reasons you never ended up putting a label on it.

-You'll never guess who I just passed, my not-so-ex!

-Omg, that guy you had a thing with but never ended up dating?
-Yeah... Him... And just to be clear, the girl over there is the one who ruined our so-called relationship...

Not-so-ex by ZophSoph July 4, 2020

Text-an-ex drunk 

Exactly what it sounds like

“Dude last night I was text-an-ex drunk”
“How’d it go”
“I’m gonna be a father man”

Text-an-ex drunk by bdix02 July 18, 2020

Rita’s ex 

Imagine being a mf who has so much ego, to the point that u think ur exs would never get iver u. Nd say rumors about someone cuz ur ego got hurt. Imagine making yolos talking shit, and then acting njce in the replies. Imagine making weird ass yolos To gain ur ego by any mean. Imagine being a 5’4 boy. Lastly, imagine trying so hard to make someone jealous cuz u did smth reattded and expect them to be jealous and when they aren’t, u get weirded out cuz ur ego is so massive

Yoooo that’s a 5’4 man with an ego with shit yolos, that must be Rita’s ex

Rita’s ex by Corna124 October 2, 2020

Rita’s ex 

Imagine being a mf who has so much ego, to the point that u think ur exs would never get iver u. Nd say rumors about someone cuz ur ego got hurt. Imagine making yolos talking shit, and then acting njce in the replies. Imagine making weird ass yolos To gain ur ego by any mean. Imagine being a 5’4 boy. Lastly, imagine trying so hard to make someone jealous cuz u did smth reattded and expect them to be jealous and when they aren’t, u get weirded out cuz ur ego is so massive

Yo this man’s got an ego. It’s definitely Rita’s ex

Rita’s ex by Corna124 October 2, 2020