dat thing girls only want like aint no dick or no money just some diamonds dats all em bitches want these days
UGly mincreafter: HEy girl
Girl: ew your mum gay
Ungly minecraft: but my ass got 2 stacks of diamonds
girl: nigga get your dick out and lets fuck
Girl: ew your mum gay
Ungly minecraft: but my ass got 2 stacks of diamonds
girl: nigga get your dick out and lets fuck
by Kylemuncher May 7, 2018

by Yutoooo October 2, 2024

A skary ass girl that can’t fight and is never about her business and always runs from her problems and sucks at basketball but thinks that she is nice
by anonymous November 26, 2021

"Hey man we should have an Andre night tonight"
"I was thinking more of Diamonds On Parade"
"Yeah something like the Great Gatsby"
"I was thinking more of Diamonds On Parade"
"Yeah something like the Great Gatsby"
by Diamonds On Parade September 27, 2014

A sexual act. The partner is penetrated anally and ejaculated into. Then then evacuate their bowels back onto their partners penis who uses the resulting materials as lubrication to carry on masturbating with
I was so horny last night I cum twice, first I fucked him up the ass then he gave me a dirty diamond
by Formulaics March 8, 2025

When eating out a woman's pussy, and she wraps her legs around your head, locking you in like a prized jewel.
Jake: "Dude, last night was wild! I went down on Sarah, and she gave me the tightest Diamond Necklace—thought I was gonna pass out!"
Mike: "That’s how you know you're doing it right, bro!"
Mike: "That’s how you know you're doing it right, bro!"
by brickednick March 8, 2025

A girl that's perfect. The most beautiful girl in your eyes. Someone who you want to spend the rest of you life with. Someone you want to protect and cherish.
by Kiwi NomNom April 24, 2025
