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Covid Gayness

Having Covid-19 and it instantly turns you gay.
by Craig to the Thomas December 1, 2020
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Covid Coat-tails

Claiming you have had COVID-19 based on being around or in close contact with a person who’s had COVID-19 to reap the financial and emotional benefits.
Oh Steven? His wife Sally had COVID-19... he’s just riding her covid coat-tails to try to make her buy him things and feel for him. He’s a douche
by Sweaty dirt pig August 6, 2021
mugGet the Covid Coat-tailsmug.

Over-Covid

The incessant, overbearing., Browbeating conducted by the cable news media regarding the lethality of Covid-19, including it's insistance that it is the worst pathogen mankind has ever seen, and the resultant cessation of all things important for human sanity meant to stem it's transmission.
"This man did not die from respiratory failure, he died from Over-Covid."
by Tbonerstalloner December 13, 2020
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Covid Clean

absolutely clean, disinfected, organized. Nothing left to clean.
My house is covid clean, and no one will ever see it!
by Enterich April 22, 2020
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Covid Hoarder

Someone who hoards PPE (Personal Protective Equipment in excessive manners.
Dude that asshole stole my only mask! What a Covid hoarder!
by ColoradoGuy375 June 10, 2020
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Covid-D

When banner keeps saying he has had Covid and hasn’t
I’ve had Covid between March and may, the twat. Claims to have Covid-d
by DUBYAC October 27, 2020
mugGet the Covid-Dmug.

Covid Paper Jacked

When someone steals your stash of toilet paper you horded during the corona virus outbreak.
I had a 100 rolls of toilet paper and then I left my garage door open for 5 minutes and some asshole covid paper jacked me.
by Jimmapp March 16, 2020
mugGet the Covid Paper Jackedmug.

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