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The Chinese Dash

(noun, Brit.)
To leave a restaurant without paying the bill; to 'do a runner'. Originally applicable to Chinese eating houses (where the 'dash' might be considered safer, due to the relative passivity and diminutive stature of the waiting staff), the expression is now considered an acceptable term to use irrespective of the restaurant's ethnic origin.
"Heavens, Amelia - I appear to have left my Amex card in my other jodhpurs."
"Oh Giles, you're incorrigible. I suppose we'll have to perform the Chinese dash again."
"I'm very much afraid so, Amelia - I'm afraid so."
by Just_Tom April 9, 2010
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Fresh Chips

Phrase to express satisfaction or contentment with a person/place/thing/situation/decision/action.
Bob, that call was fresh chips.

Dude, my new car is totally fresh chips!

That was fresh chips when you decked that guido at the bar.
by oweng84 January 26, 2011
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Bonus Chips

After purchasing and eating fast food, there are without fail chips/fries that have fallen out of their packet and into the bag, where they sit cold and alone until you have finished your takeaway.

These chips at the bottom of the paper bag that are left and only found at the very end of your meal are known as bonus chips.
"Result, I've still got bonus chips!"
by Lonely Cowboy May 17, 2012
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The chinesse fat headed fuck

When a nasty moufucker strips down fully naked and puts penut butter all over his body and lays on the carpet so his dog can lick it all off him. apparently this is sexy. Fucking asians
Im the chinesse fat headed fuck! now suck my dick OSCER OSEER
by Jerimaih Yao May 29, 2012
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horse chips

I saw a lot of horse chips on the unpaved side of the road.
by DPSTTMPST January 28, 2017
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sketchy chinese software

Free games, MP3s, unlocked paid software or other not-so-legit software downloaded from a website written in Chinese. You can usually find these in YouTube descriptions or shady blogs, promising hacks and bonuses such as free in-app purchases for games, but these apps usually contain viruses and/or adware.
Andy: I downloaded sketchy Chinese software to hack a game and now my phone is full of ads!
Kaine: I told you not to download sketchy Chinese software.
by Gearzein April 20, 2018
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Kickin Chips

Can refer to doing drugs, having sex or any activities that is pleasurable
As soon as I get home from work, I'm kickin chips
by Dr.Feelin2Good November 15, 2017
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