Business Day

The amount of time it takes for a male to respond to a female's text message. In contrast to the Webster definition, this business day could be up to 7 days at a time. Business Days usually cause the female population stress and result in radical actions.

Hazel: "Have you heard back from Adam yet?"

Mary:" No, I am up to 5 business days now."

by PudgyChris September 29, 2018

doing the business

Slang for doing a crap

He has just gone out and is doing the business!

by Buskybunnie October 6, 2009

business lobster

The single most amazing, dominating basketball team in the western hemisphere.

Trojan Man 1.- I hear we play the business lobsters next game
Trojan Man 2.- Holy ass-caking dick tits, i shit my pants

by The Business Lobster November 22, 2009

all business

The state of being overly dressed, overly serious, or a bit too intense about something that is lame to the point where it is comical.

You see a gentleman in a pimped out yellow automobile (with spoilers). He is wearing yellow rimmed/framed glasses, a yellow jacket, and a yellow shoulder strap. This man is all business.

by Shmubbs January 20, 2005

business on demand

When a business undergoes a transformation of process, culture, and infrastructure such that it can respond instantly to the constantly changing conditions of the market.

A company's systems automatically scale up to meet the load required when they release a hot new product.

by Eric Wood June 2, 2004

Basian

A buff Asian male or female.

"She's such a Basian! Her biceps are bigger than mine!"

Work out more and you'll become a Basian

by Mr. Teeves July 18, 2017

albert bushane

A trump supporting banshee known to annoy others and is extremely gay and fortniter.

Look at that Albert Bushane at that abortion protest ready to go play Fortnite.

by RockNBlazer27 September 4, 2019