Shevel

1: Noun; A home.

2: Verb; to shuffle or disorganize

I returned to my shevel to find that the curtains had been drawn and the fire had been lit.

I made sure to shevel the snow to make sure the animal tracks would be concealed.

Shevel by Brohansen April 12, 2024

Shoeloverism 

Someone that loves shoes so much that it's their favourite thing

My dad says I have shoeloverism because I love shoes to much

Shoeloverism by Tnlover July 8, 2025

shoelace

noun
what you say before throwing a stuffed animal at someone

"Shoelace", I said as I threw the teddy bear at my friend

shoelace by certainsomeone21 December 23, 2025

Shove ’n Gag 9000

The Shove n’ Gag 9000 is defined as risky technique to provide relief from an all teeth blowjob.

A hand and gently yet firmly placed on the back of a woman’s head and pressure is applied until deepthroat and relief is achieved. Remember, there aren’t any teeth in the back of the throat…

“Bro, she does not know how to suck dick… it was all teeth. I finally had to hit her with the Shove ’n Gag 9000 and it actually turned out pretty great.”

“What’s that?”

“It’s where you just say fuck it and shove her head down on your dick just to get some relief from the teeth”. Shell either like it or she won’t”

Shove ’n Gag 9000 by Rc1462020 February 15, 2026

shoelipsism

The philosophical idea that only your own body is sure to exist. This manifests as the assumption that everyone else wears similar sizes to you, so when you make or buy clothing for other people, you may end up giving them something that's too large or too small for them. For example, in March 2026 it was reported in The Wall Street Journal that President Trump "has taken to guessing people’s shoe size in front of them", and ordering a pair of $145 Oxford leather Florsheims for them on the spot. Various male members of the administration including Secretary of State Marco Rubio, have been seen wearing their ill-fitting shoes, reportedly afraid to tell Trump that his guess was incorrect. David Roth of Defector posted on Bluesky, "Keep on clompin' boys!"

"My Aunt Betty knitted me a lovely pair of socks, but I'm afraid she's got a touch of shoelipsism -- she made them to fit herself, and I'm going to have to try to shrink them in a hot dryer because they keep falling down around my ankles."

shoelipsism by Tapir Trouble Too March 11, 2026

bottle shover 

a gay man who shoves bottles up his ass

"ohh steve hes such a little bottle shover"

bottle shover by Clitorasaur June 22, 2007

throwing shoelaces 

To spew semen from your penis, can also be described as 'painting shoelaces'

'Bra, I painted a shoelace on that chicks face, y0!"
'I couldnt get no play from that chick, so I threw a few sholaces on my couch while watching some dirty monkey porn'
'Bros, I never met a chick that had me throwing shoelaces like I was on 3 Viagra's'

throwing shoelaces by Bukkake King January 28, 2010