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mighty jordan

he is the mightiest person you’ve ever met. he has rock hard abs and the biggest butt. he can dance like no other. he has 9 more lives and he was killed by the tiki gods. he will always keep his sweet baby sofia protected and never hurt her. he is friends with a lot of weaklings and calls everyone peasants. you’ll never want to be enemies with mighty jordan
mighty jordan is so strong and mighty.
mighty jordan is so good at dancing

mighty jordan has rock hard abs.
by weakling0944 July 23, 2020
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Bully jordan day

September 2, Bully anyone you know named jordan
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Felix jordan

Someone who has a very small willy
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Felix jordan

Someone who has a very small willy
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Felix jordan

Has a very small willy and no friends
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The Jordan Shuffle

When a tall man walks heavily down the sidewalk, dragging his feet.
Jordan twisted his foot doing "The Jordan Shuffle".
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The Jordan

Termination, to relive of duty!
Don’t Get “The Jordan” Because You Aren’t Doing Your Job.

Do you know who I am I’ll The Jordan Your A**
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