Bean Spider

A 'Bean Spider' a spider that lives under a toilet seat, and eats girls beans when they use the toilet.

Naomi watch out for the Bean Spider!

by TG_MOLE November 22, 2010

Beanbox

A person with confusing mannerisms and nonsensical behaviours that incite you to perform frequent facepalms due to their stupidity

That drunk guy just spilled beer on his pants and is trying to dry it off with his shirt; what a beanbox

by cmdrpwg June 1, 2011

beancountery

Penny-pinching; close-fistedness

Running a local newscast via remote control is the depth of beancountery.

by orangefoxca July 6, 2011

Bean king

Someone in possession of a large amount of prescription pills.

Bro #1: "Hey man, I heard you had surgery. How did it go?"
Bro #2: "It was pretty painful, but they gave me a bunch of pain meds, so I feel great."
Bro #1: "Dude that is awesome! Now you are the bean king!"

by Pham PHISH December 17, 2014

bean dip lip

When you stick your finger in your butt after a shart and then swipe your finger across someone's lip unexpectedly

I gave Mark a bean dip lip because he was asleep!

by M1khale May 25, 2016

bean and cream cheese dinner

when you cum in a girl or boys ass and you eat it out

man i just had a bean and cream cheese dinner last night

by Jerome steven December 6, 2016

Bean huckle

Another name for a vehicle

Get in your bean huckle and come over.

by Househopper May 31, 2017