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Fasturbate

I was in a hurry last night so I had to fasturbate.
by b9xxx January 14, 2008
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Faster than a hooker in skechers

a phrase describing how fast a person or anything really can move. Deriving from the ability of a hooker wearing sneakers to move faster than most who wear stilletos.
Man 1: did u see that guy running from the cops?

Man 2: yeah....

Man 3: guy was moving faster than a hooker in skechers!

Man 1&2: Lololololololololololol!!!!
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Fasthole

Any driver in the fast lane, doing the same speed as cars in the slow lane, and refusing to move into the slow lane even when a gap is present. Prohibits faster traffic from being able to use the fast lane to pass other drivers.
Sorry we're late, we got caught behind a fasthole on the interstate.
by jokerX1584 February 11, 2015
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Fastlane

Amazing TV show that came on in 2002-2003 on FOX: hot cars, hot guys, hot girls, hot music, hot action...one of the only shows after 21 Jump Street (in the '80s) that made cops look cool.

Then all of a sudden, FOX decided to be a prick and move it to Friday nights and people stopped watching it. Why was this a stupid decision? Because each episode costed $2.6MILLION dollars to shoot in the Warner Bros. Studios - who would put a show with an extremely high cost of production on a Friday night?!

The series ended on a major cliffhanger with Billie being kidnapped and fans like myself were left with no resolution. Fastlane came out on DVD in July 2008 but sales were very low. Why? Because the entire soundtrack was changed due to copyright issues. It no longer had the same feel to it.

As a huge Fastlane fan, I hope that in the future we get a better DVD set, blu-ray collection of Fastlane, a Fastlane movie and a Fastlane SEASON 2.
Person 1: yo did u watch Fastlane yesterday?!

Person 2: yh it was well sik. did you see when van pissed on that dog?

Person 1: init! Van is da man.

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Person 1: I'm so gutted Fastlane finished!

Person 2: I KNOW! We didn't even get to see what happened to Billie! Are they making a season 2?

Person 1: no. FOX are too poor.
by takemeback June 1, 2010
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Fasterbating

The art of masterbating in a short amount of time do to time restraints.
Man, the other day, I had like five minutes from the time my mom went down the street to get the mail til she came back up to help me get my stuff! I was fasterbating like a mother fucker!!
by Comanche Jackson September 30, 2011
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Faster

You need to stop making these so good so I can hate you more, faster >:| - BaldBoyHalo
by Do not type turtle April 20, 2020
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Fastcore

Fastcore is a term for fast styles of hardcore (ie thrashcore, power violence, crustcore etc). As these genres can sometimes be difficult for people to tell apart, the term Fastcore can be applied to the lot, making the labelling of bands easier.
625 and Sound Pollution are some of the premier fastcore labels in the world
by ConcreteHorizon August 30, 2006
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