The Chef of Love

A mythical creature, thought to reside somewhere in Northern England, he runs the legendary Kitchen of Passion, where all you need for a good time is an electric whisk, a cheese grater and a bottle of olive oil. Contrary to popular belief, the Chef of Love has no affiliation with Chef from South Park. When not making the sweet love and baking the tasty pies in the kitchen, his hobbies are believed to include the tasy tuba

"Hey, aren't you the Chef of Love?"
"Yes I am, how did you tell?"
"Because you're walking around with your giant cock hanging out and your balls are covered in whipped cream".

by The Chef of Love December 10, 2008

chief

when something is so amzing that its too amazing to even use the word amazing

hot snow would be chief

by grud February 24, 2009

chief

chief used as a greeting usually to a store worker or bartender

"not now chief im in the fucking zone"

"2 jagerbombs down here chief"

by Pauly The Wop December 27, 2007

chef's surprise

When you open up a girl's pussy real wide, and, disgusted by what you see, throw up in it.

If you're squeamish whenever you see private parts (you big pussy...) then the chef's surprise is the move for you.

by Some idiot that thinks you are gay August 21, 2006

Chiefin

when your smokein with someone and they wont pass tha blunt

Man dont smoke wit DQ dat dude be chiefin

by A-Train4122 June 19, 2008

chief

An affectionate perjorative applied to an individual who is out of his or her element usually due to carelessness instead of contrivance.

Chiefs announce themselves through actions instead of words: by taking ownership of or authoriy over topics outside their bailiwick OR by dressing or decorating oneself or one's surroundings in a manner that is not suited to one's habits.

Contrast with poseur, who has dubious purposes. The Chief is characterized by haplessness and poses no threat to anyone except him or herself.

Carson Daily is an extraordinary chief.

I picked up a tourist from the bus station. The chief was there with his hip-pack on looking at a vending machine.

by pg April 18, 2005

Master Chief

A euphenism for a penis.

If you'll excuse me, I think I need to go run Mater Chief through some drills.

by fakemonster November 25, 2006