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Captain Ahab

A man (typically of Arabic descent and low economic status) who participates in sexual relations solely with obese white women.
Why is Hamid Hussain with a 250 pound woman when himself weighs a mere buck one forty?

Well I guess he's a Captain Ahab that can't do better.
by Pickled Embryo June 23, 2022
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Captain Russia

A guy with so much testosterone, heโ€™ll make anyone his bitch. Usually, he looks like this: ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿผ
Random #1: who would win in a fight; captain Russia, or _______?

Random #2: not even a question. Captain Russia.
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Captain America

Lili: who's Captain America?
Emily: Oh he's that mainstream daddy avengers guy!
by THEgamerboy69 October 19, 2022
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Captain B D

Captain of the GayNoggins, a father figure for all of us. He is respected by everyone and saves males from threats
Man, I met captain B D, he is so cool
by Randomguyfromspace October 27, 2022
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Captain of the Silly Team

One could be considered โ€˜captain of the silly teamโ€™ if they are furiously inebriated at a function. Taking substances such as drugs or alcohol with the pals often cause users to act suspiciously silly, hence the inclusion of silliness in the name. You can also be considered Co-captain of the silly team, and any other rank can follow suit.
Dave was definitely the Captain of the Silly Team last night. My boy nearly tried to operate heavy machinery!
by howiebling1 January 8, 2023
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Captain Flapjacks

"YOOOOOOOO CAPTAIN FLAPJACKS IS A PANCAKE"
"no he is the KING of pancakes----and my bestie"
by spideygirl1989 January 10, 2023
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Captain Puffy

The girl who made Josh Bingle(ellum) the man he is today.
Person 1: "Hey who is Captain Puffy?"
Person 2: "OH, she's the one who made josh have 1300 subscribers and part of the morning among us lobby, basically the pereson who made him fairly famous."
by cucucucuucmber March 16, 2023
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