sushi coupon

Cleaning out an asian womans vagina

Man eats out a dirty asian woman who has not cleaned herself out in days. hence sushi coupon

by jason234357454 June 24, 2011

Spastic Coupon

Means concept, idea, or deal that was or became convoluted, distorted, or got messed up to an unintended outcome.

I bought thing A at a good price and it turned out to have an issue that made it not a good price. It was a spastic coupon! That person appears to be good person but turned out to be a person that just used you. That person turned out to be a spastic coupon.

by Original42 November 20, 2012

twitter couple

A relationship between two people on the social network Twitter. May or may not be involved or even know each other in real life.

I love when @ballzenstein and @bannedlibrary talk about books; they are the cutest twitter couple.

by bannedlibrary October 14, 2013

flex couple

A couple whose gender roles are unfettered by tradition, societal judgment, or physiology.

An individual in a flex couple is a "flexeur."

by lengler December 17, 2013

acoustic coupler

1) An old-fashioned telecommunications device that makes digitally-encoded sounds to be received and interpreted through a telephone handset. The acoustic coupler had two rubber cups that fitted the "mouthpiece" and "earpiece of an old-fashioned phone "receiver".

2) A person who makes a lot of noise during sex.

"My phone won't fit the rubber cups on this acoustic coupler"

"Britney had her boyfriend round overnight and I couldn't get to sleep. She's such an acoustic coupler"

by Terroin May 19, 2014

Post couple

Fake couple; one is there to catch the rebound
Unrealistic

They aren't perfect they are a post couple

by ANONNNNNNNN December 30, 2014

Wall Coupling

A couple that displays a large amount of public affection that tends to be disgusting. They reside in the hallways of schools generally making everyone around them want to throw up.

Wall coupling leads to pregnancy and death.

by imnotfunny May 15, 2014